Guzzling
until you drop. What an outcry is sweeping through the country these days. A party has taken it upon
itself to declare that six times a week is enough! No, they don't mean
spreading their intellectual garbage six times a week.
Or
from now on, only pay allowances six days a week. Or at least only make the
people look stupid six times a week. This is a matter of life
and death.
Only
eat meat six times a week.
What hypocritical populism! As if anyone would eat
meat seven days a week. I think these ladies and
gentlemen should travel to Tuscany less, lie less, and try less to spread
do-gooder sentiments, and then there would be some hope for improvement.
We
didn't just know that yesterday. Where do eggs and poultry
come from? Exactly, from chicken
concentration camps. Beef? Most cattle never see the
green pastures of TV commercials. They're just meat
producers, and that's that.
Pigs? They're supposed to be
almost as intelligent as humans. Yet they're treated like
cattle. Castration without anesthesia,
stables that are far too small, etc. All known! And how many food
scandals have we had in the last 12 months? Oh, I forgot... And
anyway.
What
would be on the table on the 7th day? Exactly! Fish from farms. Grain products from
genetically modified and manure-covered fields. Strawberries and tomatoes
from China. Dioxin (what was that
again?) says hello.
But of course, these people can't think of what would help. One of their pioneers, Joschka
Fischer, will soon have the size of Helmut Kohl, and the current chairwoman is
so round that she wouldn't benefit from a seven-day-a-week fast.
And
anyway. Has no one noticed that
citizens get more upset when a neighbourhood cat is tortured or when a
neighbour poisons a dog that poops all over the streets than they do about all
the issues surrounding factory farming combined?
This shows the astonishing contortions that the (good) human moral sense is
capable of.
And if
the saying "intelligence drinks - stupidity eats" is true, then the
fact that the Germans lead the world in meat consumption is rather a bad sign. Here at 115, we simply
say: Eat only as much and as much as is good for you and also allows you to
work physically. It's all about balance.